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[likewatson]

hi

hi hi hi

hi hiiiiiiiiiiiii

HI

hi

[Guess what squishy pink thing got a hold of Harry's Gear and learned how to use her nubby arms for something other than flailing.

God help you all.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, ZACK.]

Comments

[likewatson]

...don't you have a whale?

[Because.





Harry's having some problems picturing this in his head.]

[doitrockapella]

The whale came third to the incredibly violent man-sized stag beetle and the murderous dream-haunting ghost.

[Sigh.]

Like I said; it was an interesting week.

[likewatson]

Jeez, Carmen.

[And he thought the flesh-eating snowflake in the backyard was bad.

...oh, hey.]

Speaking of murderous pokemon, there are some new additions to the house. We got a pool! And... Albert keeps his giant flesh-eating snowflake in there.

[doitrockapella]

[...what.]

Albert has a what?!

[WHO JUST CASUALLY REMARKS, "OH, SPEAKING OF MURDEROUS POKEMON" LIKE HE'S COMMENTING ON THE WEATHER?

...and why does Albert even have a — no you know what DOES SHE EVEN WANT TO KNOW]

[likewatson]

A Cryogonal. It's — it's literally a giant snowflake. And it's carnivorous. Since it's so hot out, if we don't keep it in the pool, it'll turn to steam, and... well, he keeps it chained up. So.

[So that would be a PROBLEM.]

[doitrockapella]

I've heard of the Pokemon, but why in the world would he catch one?

[IS HE CRAZY.]

[likewatson]

Because he's Albert?

[WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE? He probably wants to do science to it.]