Sheriff Harry S. Truman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
likewatson) wrote2013-03-17 09:38 pm
likewatson) wrote2013-03-17 09:38 pm
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[Harry would like to know why it's become a running gag, this whole "broadcast my team kicking my ass" thing.
He doesn't think it's funny, that's for sure. Maybe someone else does. Maybe he'd like to know who, just so he can punch them in the face.
Anyway, the scene: Harry, poised and ready to address the network with Something Important when, out of nowhere (read: from above), an Aron all but attaches itself to his head and starts chewing. It's been a problem child since Harry and Albert returned from Rock Tunnel, apparently more fond of biting and scratching Harry than even Waldo was, and now that it's messing with his hair?
Nope.
He's done.
He pries it off of his head with a flinch, makes a face at the numerous now-detached strands of hair hanging out of its little mouth, and all but shoves it into the lens of the camera.]
You see this thing?
First person to say they want it can have it.
Happy Caribou F—
Er.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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He doesn't think it's funny, that's for sure. Maybe someone else does. Maybe he'd like to know who, just so he can punch them in the face.
Anyway, the scene: Harry, poised and ready to address the network with Something Important when, out of nowhere (read: from above), an Aron all but attaches itself to his head and starts chewing. It's been a problem child since Harry and Albert returned from Rock Tunnel, apparently more fond of biting and scratching Harry than even Waldo was, and now that it's messing with his hair?
Nope.
He's done.
He pries it off of his head with a flinch, makes a face at the numerous now-detached strands of hair hanging out of its little mouth, and all but shoves it into the lens of the camera.]
You see this thing?
First person to say they want it can have it.
Happy Caribou F—
Er.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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[Video]
[Instead, she staring expectantly at the camera.]
... I am really interested to hear where you were going with that 'Caribou' thing.
[Video]
It's —
It's what we did in Twin Peaks instead of St. Patrick's Day. The Caribou Festival.
[Video]
... Haha, I thought you were gonna say something totally different there...
[Because springtime... animals... the letter 'f'... Shut up, Heather has a dirty mind and you almost made her double-take.]
But no way, you didn't do St. Patrick's Day? What's the Caribou Festival like?
[Video]
HM?
He's just gonna let that go.]
Uh.
Lots of animal skin garb, lots of drinking. Caribou mating call contest. Fist fights.
Basically St. Patrick's Day without the green.
[Video]
Fist fights?
Sounds like a holiday I could get in on.
[Video]
Pretty sure those happen just about every day of the year anyway.
[Video]
Yeah, but it's not every day you get to call it holiday participation.
[Video]
pls.]
...please don't go around starting any fights in the name of the Caribou Festival, Heather.
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[... She's totally doing this on purpose.]
[Video]
Very funny.
[Video]
You laugh, but I take potential jail time super seriously.
[Her modus operandi is to be so cheerful in her trolling that he can't get TOO mad at it. Is it working y/n.]
[Video]
Oh, I'm sure you do.
...have you ever been to jail?
[LEGIT QUESTION.]
[Video]
Which is sorta surprising now that I think of it.
[Not necessarily back home, where her worst crimes had mostly been your basic juvenile delinquent shit that was easy not to get caught at if you were smart. HERE, she's just.]
[Really good at running from Jennies apparently. :Ib]
But I bet it sucks.
[Video]
also do the jennies even do anything about anything ever or
Cue a serious look. A look she's probably seen from oh, say, her dad.]
It sure does. That's no place for a young lady like you.
[Video]
[BAD AT IT???????]
[AT LEAST AS FAR AS HEATHER CAN TELL, SHE DOESN'T CLAIM TO BE AN EXPERT OR ANYTHING.]
[Needless to say, she sure recognizes THAT expression. When she rolls her eyes, though, it's not without a certain amount of affection.]
Oh, I dunno.
I'd probably be able to make the most of it.
They say if you pick out the toughest-looking guy and beat him up on the first day, everybody treats you pretty good, right?
[There's a playful note running in her voice that says pretty clearly that she's kidding around-- she's got no intention of landing in jail.]
[Video]
[HARRY CAN KID AROUND, TOO, OKAY. He smirks.]
You think you can take out someone three times your size?
[Video]
[He gets a big ol' grin in response.]
Wouldn't be the first time!
[Video]
...but also slightly concerned, because he's heard stranger.]
No?
[Video]
[But she has pumped them full of buckshot and watched as they bled out across subway station floors.
And also they were naked and had tumors for faces and they were trying to kill her and they were certainly not human, so there was that too.][But Harry doesn't know about the monsters, and she'd rather that Coop's buddy doesn't come away from this with the impression that she's a paranoid schizophrenic.]
[So she just smirks, playing along.]
Nope!
Why, surprised?
Do these guns not look like they could take out your average inmate?
[She flexes a scrawny arm 'proudly'.]
[Video]
And this is Harry Truman, trying not to laugh.]
Oh, wait, okay. Now I see 'em. [Whistles.]
Remind me not to tick you off.
[Video]
I can get pretty intense when I'm mad. One of those... whaddya call it... berserker types, you know?
I dunno if I'd be able to forgive myself if you got hurt!
[Video]
He's totally laughing, now.]
I bet you've got a mean right hook.
But it probably ain't as good as mine.
[Video]
Oho!
Is that so?
You wanna bet on that, bigfoot?
[why yes Harry she just called you a sasquatch feel free to be offended. Or not, because there's clearly no genuine intent to insult behind that playful grin.]
[Video]
And now he's suddenly wondering if Heather's been hanging out with Albert lately.]
Sure, pipsqueak, I'll bet you. How much?
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